"Pervert alert!!"      
       -Jess    

"I reckon I see a deer"
        -Jess

"What sound does a deer make? do they moo? WAIT!! They go silent silent silent."
             -Jess

"I mean...I made him pretty the least he could do is not write on my house!!"
               -Manda

"You can call me Amanda, Manda, Panda Bear, Trud, The Trudster..."
             -Manda

"Can I shoot other hunters?"
      -Jess

"I shot the nurse!!"
       -Jess

 "Are we speaking spanish today?"
             -Amanda

 "Doesn't she ever flush after she goes to the bathroom? I mean, she's as bad as a guy....she's getting me ready to be married. Next thing I know she will be leaving the seat up!
                      -Me

"Uh Oh! Kitty kisses!!"
         -Jess

"NO KITTY!!! DON'T SELL YOU'R BOX!!!! Now she's probably dead in the snow somewhere!! Poor kitty!!"
               -Jess

"Ok before he goes any further, he's being a passion fruit."
                    -Me

"Hey you wanna go for a roll in the snow."
             -Jake

"Wow! Imagine being with Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp!! It would be like HUGS ALL AROUND!!!"
            -Me

Manda: "Hello Jesus!"
Jake: *in high voice pretending to be jesus* "Hello Amanda"

"You're in my seat..."
     -Manda

Kristen: "What's that thing in Joe's throat?"
Me: "That's his adams apple."
Kristen: "But his name isn't Adam......"

Lindsay: "Hey it snowed out...or it still is snowing."
Me: "It snowed last night...but only about a milli-inch."
Lindsay: "A milli-inch?"

Me: "We will probably have to play the eighteenth note run."
Lindsay: "The eighteenth note run?"
Me: "Ya you know....in the middle."
Lindsay: "eighteenth notes? Laura there are no such things as eighteenth notes."
Me: "Yes there....wait! I said eighteenth notes! I meant eighth notes!!"

Steven: "You need to lower your suger intake."
Me: "But I don't take suger."

"Hey look I'm a sprinkler!"
    -Me

"Time flies when you're a watch."
    -Kristen

"You reflect off the windows of a boys eyes."
       -Arielle

"Hey! Guess what! I've got chickle cheeks!"
          -Arielle

"It's weirding out."
       -Me & Lindsay

 "If we're gonna do this RIGHT, we've gotta do it...right...."
        -Brendon

Jess: "Awww!! He was so cute! Why did he have to turn around?"
Me: "Jess....you were looking at the back of his head..."
Jess: "I know!! The back of his head is cute!"

"Imagine if the priest was late for church and he ran down the isle!!"
                                -Cam

"Good job Steven! Make her head even bigger!"
                 -Kayla

"You eat that grass sheep!"
         -James

"These are my parents....I think they were a little tipsy when I was born....."
                      -Glen

Me: *singing to Marilyn Manson*
Jess and Liz: "O_O"
Liz: "It's ok....we can get you help."

"I'm Roman Catholic!"
           -Me

"Awwwww I feel sorry for him!......no i don't....just wanted to see what sympathey felt like."
     -Me

"They come in flavors?!"
        -Me

Rory: "I want a slice of pizza!"
Manda: "ummm...there's none left..."
Me: "You can lick the box if you want though!"

"I JACKPOTTED!!!!!"
     -Arielle

*in fake cheerful voice* "And then we went to CHURCH!!!!"
         -Me

Me: "You guys, i'm gonna go get dressed now."
Arielle: "Are you naked?!"
Me: "NO!"
Arielle: *waits a few seconds* "are you now?"

*whispers* "Laura, you have a mission."
            -Lindsay

*whispering* "Seven d-" *starts coughing* "Sorry, I had something in my throat....." *whispers again* "Seven days....seven days..."
           -Kristen

"Look at all the knees!!! one, two, three, four, fi-" *seatbelt locks* "I'M LOCKED!!"
         -Kristen

"And God said 'let there be splitting!!' "
      -Cam

Jess: "Who's that?" *points to a rock with a name on it*
Me: "It's there dogs gravestone."
Jess: "Really? Which dog?"
Me: "..the dead one..."

"Imagine! Just imagine! If I had legs!"
          -Kristen

*Laughing* "giggle giggle"
      -Me

"Are you dead yet? I wish you were."
     -Margaux

Jen: "Melissa you have frosting on your cup"
Melissa: "Well thats magical..."

"Don't make me get fuzzy on you!!!"
     -Melissa

"I have an idea!! Let's drown!"
    -Arielle

"Get your engines ready ladies!"
       -Arielle

*phone rings* "Phone! Phone! Bark! Bark!"
      -Me

"Oh baby!!"
    -Sarah

Kristen: "Laura! I just saw something colorful!!"
Me: "Oh my god!!! It must be a skunk!!!"

*cough* "incest.." *cough*
         -Lindsay

Laura: "Group/colony/thing?"
Me: "Well, I don't know! What do you call a bunch of spiders?"
Laura: ".....scary?"

"Hello my name is Laura Fontaine and I have Micheal Jackson urges...." *starts acting like Micheal Jackson* "Like that...."
       -Me

Me: "Imagine if a monster came out of the closet at exactly midnight!"
Sarah: "It would be Sulley! He would scare us....wait they tell jokes now..."
Me: "If a monster came out of my closet I would scream even if he was telling jokes...that'd be creepy..."

James: "Do you have paper, a marker, and staples or tape?"
Mike: "no...."
James: "Is this your car?"

"I'm vindicated!"
   -Jess

"I'll have 2 balls of chocolate please."
    -Aunt Teresa ordering ice cream XD

"Cam! Hold onto your balls!"
           -Aunt Teresa cuz Cam dropped his "balls" of ice cream

"yummmm constipation."
           -Sarah

"One, two, three, HUMP!"
      -Jess

"SPIDER ATTACK!!"
       -Jess

"Can I use your ground?"
       -Jess

"All my extra calories,
I ate too much and now I'm fat,
I'll have to burn it off on the treadmill,
But I don't think I'll get to that."
    -Cam singing his theme song to his soap opera "All My Extra Calories"

Me: "Watch that really be Stevie and now he's saying to himself, 'Look at that idiot!'."
Jess: "NOOOO!!!! He'd be be like 'Look at that hott idiot!'."

"Wow! That kid runs wierd!.....wait...that's that hot kid isn't it!"
          -Jess

"Woah! Look at that dragonfly!....wait...that's two!"
                  -Jess

"VIOLATION!"
     -Me & Jess

Me: "Hey! We should dress up like birds and sit on the telephone wires and throw seeds at people as they go by!"
Jess: "I wanna be a crow!!!!!"

"WOW! You've been busy!"
        -Liz

Jess: "I think his name is Gabriel.."
Me: "So say Gabriel really loud and see if he looks!"
Jess: "OK!" *whispers* "Gabriel." *turns away fast* "Did he look?!"
Me: "No..."
Jess: *a little louder* "Gabriel" *turns away fast* "Did he look now?"
Me: "No....."
Jess: *a little louder* "Gabriel" *turns away fast* "Did he look now?"
Me: *laughing* "no"
Cam: "Ummm...Jess? Why do you keep calling me Gabriel?"

Cam: "He's not my friend! He screams 'crap' at me!"
Jess: *screams at Cam* "CRAP!"

Dad: "The therapy they go for is drug therapy..."
Me: "They don't do drugs!!" *pause* "not all of them......"

"Bisexual? I've heard of Tri......"
        -Zack

Mom: "My friend used to say 'You can look at the menu, but-'
Jess: "Don't get pregnant?"
Mom: "What?! What does that have to do with looking at a menu?!"

"I touched Lindsay! I touched greatness!!"
              -Steven

"I'm happy! I really am!!" *big smile* "....o god...who am i kidding......."
                  -Me

Kaela: "Oreos make the world happy!" *gives me an oreo*
Me: "I don't like oreos...."
Kayla: "Chocolate chip cookies make the world happy!" *gives me a chocolate chip cookie*
Me: "Why yes they do!"
Kaela: "stupid oreos..."

Me: "I am God! I watch you when you sleep." *evil smile*
Tj: "umm...." *backs away*

"We need hot french fries and hot French guys, a-sap!!!"
           -Olivia

"I grated cheese!"
     -Olivia

"I ripped off my pinky toe once." *pause* "WAIT! I mean my pinky toe nail!!!"
              -Me

*watching toast pop out of the toaster* "YEAH!! WAHOO!!!! WOOT!!"
                  -Kristen

Steven: "Laura...are you fresh?"
Me: *zoned out* "...no........OH MY GOD!!! I MEAN YES!!!!!!"

*sigh* "God I love me...."
         -Steven

Britney: *on the phone with Domino's* "I'd like to order for delivery."
Manda: "Talks into phone* "I'd like tp request a hott guy!!"

"What does he have that I don't?!.......besides glasses"
               -Steven

"Let's go see if Corny and Aunt Linda came down yet.......Corny?? Where'd that come from? I mean Cam....."
             -Me

Cam: *waves to someone at the mall*
Jess: "Don't wave to people Cam! I did that once and some guy flicked me off! That always happens to me! I always get in trouble for somethingI didn't do! Why do I always get in trouble for something I didn't do?!!!!!"

Mrs. Pariset: *talking to Adrienne about Adriennes old friend* "WOW! She looks so different! I would have never guessed that was her! But I suppose people would say 'Wow! Look how much you changed!' to you too."
Max: "They'd say 'yeah what happened? You get hit by a truck?'"

Kristen: "How come dads jokes are funnier than mine?!"
Dad: "Because, I'm older and better at telling jokes. See, watch. 36."
Me: *laughs*
Dad: "yeah...36...that's always been a favorite of mine..."

*pretending to be a doctor* "Welcome to the vaccination room. My son got a shot once......" *hangs head* "I hope he's in a better place now."
            -Cam

"ahh...little seventh graders..they're so horny...."
               -James

Jess J: *throws football and I miss it*
Me: "AH! The sun was in my eyes!"
Jess J: "Laura! The suns in back of you!!"

Kristen: "I'm the smartest kid in my class!"
Me: "You nerd! You're gonna need to get a procket potecter....umm...wait..i mean pocket protecter...."

"I think I'm a snake....I think that's bad..."
           -Travis

"I miss that chicken..."
           -Uncle Neal

Me: "I'm in one of those moods where I wanna skip everywhere."
Amanda: "I'm in one of those moods where I wanna trip you while you are skipping..."

Amanda: "You should have stayed at the hospital.."
James: "It wasn't a hospital! It was a medical research GIVE ME BACK MY ORANGE JUICE!!"

"Aw man! They're gonna walk the dog! They're gonna walk the freakin mutt...."
                    -Mom (watching baseball...she didn't want the other team to walk)

Kristen: "This painting was done my Edward Hicks."
Me: "Who's Edward Hicks?"
Olivia: "Oh my god! That's my grandfather!!"

"Life is yummy...if you cook it right..."
         -Me

Gabe: *looking at Jess's lipgloss* "I don't see you wearing any blue stuff.."
Jess: "It's clear."
Gabe: "Then why does it come in freakin 5 colors?!"

Me: "Is this the concert we're going to?"
Dad: "Yeah. He's the guy who wrote 'City Of God'."
Me: "Oh my god! Is he dead?"
Dad: *sarcastically* "Yeah...but by the power of the church he was brought back for this once in a life time show! It's sure to be a treat!"
Me: "....I meant is he old."

"I'm a dude! What the hell!!?"
         -Josh

Jess G: "He's funny, but after a while he's annoying."
Mike B: "Who me?"
Jess G: "No, you're just annoying."

"I wish she was stupid and slutty so that I could be like 'Hey! You're a stupid slut!"
       -Manda

Jess: "Laura split Stevie up so that her, me, and Liz could all get a part of him. Laura got his head, Liz got his body, and I got his butt!!"
Kristen: "What if you have to kiss him?"

"Don't count your chickens before they hatch! You might get ecoli!"
           -Jess

"Kristen Fontaine Fontaine Charmeleon! Laura Fontaine Fontaine chicken leg."
            -Jess

"I wish I was purple...."
         -Jess

Jess J: "We got you a christmas present Rob!"
Rob: "Oh! What is it?"
Me: "I can't say! But if you get a giant cake on your front step, don't cut it!!"

Mom: "You shame me...."
Me: *in an innocent voice* "I do."

"Are you poking me with a putrid fry?!"
            -Amanda

Kristen: *Grading me on my flute playing* "Position, F minus minus minus minus, Playing, F minus minus minus minus, Politness, BF."
Me: "BF?"
Kristen: "Yeah...I couldn't decide....Can you get a Z?"
Me: "No..."
Kristen: "Oh...hmm...Wowness,....Z"

Me: "Ok Kristen! If I mess up yell at me!"
Kristen: "Ok!"
Me: *plays 1st note*
Kristen "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Hey! You poofed my boosh!"
            -Rob

Cam: "Everyone!! Be quiet!! Don't make me shut the lights off!!" *shuts lights off*
Everyone: *screams*
Cam: *turns lights back on* "Be Quiet!!" *shuts lights off*
Everyone: *screams*
Cam: *turns lights on* "BE QUIET!! Everyone! Don't scream! This one is for Glen!" *shuts lights off*
Glen: *screams*

Me: "I turned Stevie on!"
Jess: "YOU DO NOT TURN STEVIE ON!!!!" *slaps me*
Me: "Um....I was talking about the cd...."

"People will be carried out in bodybags...and those little sandwich baggies, yeah i like those."
            -Josh

Mr. Armour: "I understand, sometimes the rain makes people a little absent minded."
Tom: "It's raining?"

Steven: "I'm gonna go wallow in my misery."
Me: "Ok, have fun!"
Steven: "Wallow, wallow, wallow" *sniffle* "Wallow, wallow." *between fake sobs* "Wallow, wallow..."

Jess: "What is chick-pea?"
Kristen: "Pee from a chick?"
Jess: "No, that would be chick-urine."

"This is where I sit on the bus. But, Jeremia  sits there, too and it gets me mad! He has a huge butt! He went through puberty and it got huge!!"
                 -Jess

"Giggler isn't even a word! I looked it up! And what's gigglers? The plural of giggler? Or maybe the plural is giggli."
              -Josh

Jake: "It's pretty hard to tell your best friend that you hate their guts."
Me: "Steven! I hate your guts!"
Kaela: "Kayla! I hate your guts!"
Jake: "James! I love you!"

"That is so guy!"
       -Olivia

Me: "I would walk around with a sword!"
Mom: "It's kind of illegal..."
Me: "Not in my mind..."
Mom: "Well your mind is a very scary place...."

"The club members got mixed up, can you sort them boy, girl, and he-she?"
         -Kristen

"Then..very wierdly, he grew up to be a strong man, with muscles and abs."
                             -Kristen

*In Church*
Mom: "Look at that kid with the yellow hair! I bet God's laughing at him!"
Me: "I wanna make God laugh!!"

"Lord, I am not worthy to recieve you, but only say the word and I will eat you."
                            -Kristen

"Yeah, he's a nice chinese guy. He always give me and my mom fortune cookies! ..he doesn't know I steal from him though."
                 -Jess