"Hey look! A wrapper from my favorite freezey-freeze! I sure love freezey- freezes! Hey look! A wrapper from my favorite
bubble gum! I sure love bubble gum!"
-Twister
"And tomorrow we're all gonna go away too fast and BLOW UP!!!!
-Otto
Bow Down! Bow Down! Before the power of santa!
Or be crushed! Be crushed!
Bye~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
His jolly boots of doom!
-song from IZ
"I don't get it! Why does he want to take over the earth so badly? What does he have to gain, or to lose? And the mechanisms
of the malfunctioning santa suit completly eludes me!"
-Kid from IZ
"He's like a little peepi person!"
-kid from IZ
"The squid couldn't even rip a piece of toilet paper!"
-Otto
"Wait Sam! Where are you going? You're going to miss footage of the dung beetle!"
-Oliver
"Come-on Tito! Say it! Coolerooni!"
-Raymundo
"Oh, boy, gee willikers!"
-Twister
"Oh merv! You should try this! I haven't felt this free since they invented elastic wastebands!
-Violet (Mrs. Stimpleton)
Otto: "Do you want to be called a munchkin for the rest of your life?"
Twister: "Dude, I don't want to be called a munchkin for any of my life!"
*reading a sign*"'You are here!' How do they know? That is so cool!"
-Twister
*reading a sign* "'The Manatee is close to extinction!' Whoa! I better hurry!" *runs over to tank* "Here Manatee, manatee!
What a gyp! It's extinct before the exibits even open!"
-Twister
Twister: "Could you at least try and block it you big zombie!"
Eddie: "For the last time! I'm not the walking dead! I'm 'Eddie, Prince of the Netherworld!'"
"Three years ago this dog bit the head off Bitey the Vampire....I haven't forgotten!"
-Gaz
Guy: "Ummm....Ma'm? What are you doing?"
Piper: "Dying....."
-Charmed
"For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you.
Someone with a head like yours an a torso, too.
Birds sing, AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!!!! the end.
-Tak
Twister: "I never relized how much work a skateboard needs!"
Reggie: "I wouldn't exactly call putting stickers on your board, work."
"I'm looking for a pillow under a willow, to look at the sky."
-Jingle
"I found a pillow, but it wasn't under a willow. So I'm gonna take my pillow that wasn't under a willow and look at the
sky."
-Jingle
"YAY! BRAIN!!!"
-Gir
Prof. Membrane: "Daughter, don't forget to feed the puppy."
Gaz: Oh yeah! We had a puppy."
Zim: "Whatcha watching?"
Gir: "Angry monkey."
"We wish you a merry jingly!
We wish you a merry jingly!
We wish YYYOOOUUUU!!!!"
-Gir
Zim: "Gir? What's the 'G' stand for?"
Gir: "I don't know...."
"Names Mac! gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I'm an animal! I eat kids like you for breakfast! I'll play goalie, defense, then carry
you home to your mommies, on my back!"gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
-Mackenzie
"Hey! If you see my puppy, tell it I said 'hi'!"
-Twister
Robot: "Hello, losers!"
Twister: "Whoa! How did it know?"
"I had a puppy?"
-Twister
Reggie: "Good work, genius! First your puppy, now your cousin!"
Twister: "Enough with this puppy, already!"
"I would like to be treated to fries with ketchup!"
-Twister
"Awwww...I wanted to explode..."
-Gir
"Clean lemony fresh victory is mine!"
-Zim
"WHYYY My PIGGY??? I loveded you piggy! I loveded youuu!!!"
-Gir
"Yay! I'm gonna be sick!"
-Gir
"Yay! We're doomed!"
-Gir
"If he stands out there any longer he'll get penemenemoia!"
-Hamtaro
Twirling, whirling, 'round we go,
Twirling high and twirling low.
See the colors skip and flow,
Twirling 'round we go.
Twirling, whirling, 'round we go.
Twirling hi and twirling low.
See the colors as they blow,
Twirling 'round we go.
-Sandy & Stan's song
Like a rainbow in the darkness,
A masterpiece unsigned,
A hole with no doughnut,
I drift, unchained and free.....
I'm a rebel free-range hamster
Seeking golden grains of truth.
I'm a boat without an anchor,
The fly that missed the swatter.
I'm my own moonlight,
And brighten my own way
-Jingle's poem
Timmy: "And we'll make your fore-fathers proud!"
Chester: "I have four fathers? And I thought I was lucky to have one! This is the best day of my life!!!"
King: "What's the good news?"
Cosmo: "I named my nickel Phillip."
King: "And what's the bad news?"
Cosmo: "It's a girl nickel!!!"
Twister: "And I owe it all to my little buddy! Thanks Shelly!" *kisses shell*
Sam: "Hey! What about me? I found the shell!"
Twister: "I'm not kissing you!!"
"I aced the test! A-C-E-D!! Me Twister! T-W-I-S-T-E-R!!!!
-Twister
Otto: "Oh No!!! The shell is gone!!"
Twister: "You're in T-R-U-B-L!!!!
Tito: "Spell hydrant."
Twister: "Hi..."
Tito: "y..."
Twister: "Hiy..."
Tito: "Hy..."
Twister: "Hyiy?"
Tito: *sigh* "Why don't you take a break and look over your words..."
Pepper: "She's in pain."
Bijou: "It's not as easy as having a hamster."
Howdey: "Goats don't have hamsters..or else we would all be running aroud with horns!!!!"
Zim: "To the Jingle Jail with the non-believer!"
*a few miutes later Dib brakes out of the jingle jail made of candy cane*
Zim: "Dib? Ack!! Elves!!!! Sieze him!!! And this time put him in the actually strong jingle jail!"
Dib: "Why didn't you put me in the strong one to begin with?"
Gaz: "Any idiot could fix that ship faster than you can."
Dib: "Maybe....but can any idiot do this?" *runs and gets a big electrical plug. He runs to the ship and plugs it in.
All the lights in the city go out. Yells so that everyone can here him* "SORRY EVERYONE..........AGAIN......."
"If there's something nobody can resist..it's a fat guy with presents. So i became that fat guy."
-Zim
"Watch! This is my favorite part. When it gets all jiggly!! jiggly.........."
-Zim
"I miss you couch!!"
-Gir
Cyborg: "Is there any meat in this tofu?"
Beast Boy: "No there's no meat in the tofu! IT'S TOFU!!!"
Misao: "Where are you Lord Aoshi!? Come back or I'm going to take up drinking!!"
Yahiko: "Misao! Your too young to drink!"
"How was I supposed to know Kimi's great grandmother was in that vase? They should label it or something!"
-Phil
Meryl:"You're the easily deceived type who sleeps on a tear-soaked pillow, aren't you?"
Vash (huffs): "Dreamwrecker!!"
Beastboy: Man,you're the best!
Aqualad: No, you're the best!
Beastboy: Yeah, I know.
Starfire: "(Gasp!) Someone has disposed of all our blue, furry food!"
Cyborg: Man, how am I supposed to work the TV without the remote?
Raven: Simple. You just get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: (long pause) Don't even joke about that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!
Starfire: Farewell, sister! Although you did betray and attack me, it was still very nice to see you!
Partygoer: Hey, hot alien girl! You digging the scene?
Starfire: I did not know we were supposed to bring shovels.
Beast Boy attempts to call Cyborg on the phone and gets an answering machine.
Beast Boy: "Come on, Cy, pick up! I know
you're there, the phone's built into your arm!"
Raven: Please tell me this isn't another one of your ridiculous pranks.
Beast Boy: Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank...it's
a BRILLIANT PRANK!
Beast Boy: Hey, Raven! Want a tofu dog?
Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat, please respect that I don't eat fake
meat.
Robin: Morning, Raven! Want breakfest?
Beast Boy: (holds up a plate and runs up to Raven) It's good! Wakey wakey, tofu
eggs and bakey...
[Raven and Starfire have switched bodies]
Raven (Starfire): What are we going to do?! What if we can't save our friends
and I'm stuck looking like this?!
Starfire (Raven): [slightly offended] What's wrong with the way I look?
Raven (Starfire):
Nothing!
BeastBoy: So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be? Super Ninja Showdown 8? Or Maniac Fury: Attack of the Protozoids?
Raven:{sarcastically}Gee, They both sound soooooo good.
Cyborge:Yes, It's really hard to pick.Wanna watch 'em both?!
Starfire:Perhaps Robin would enjoy potatoeing the couch with us?
Starfire: (puts down a hypnotized Beast Boy) I have tried every joke I know, made every bodily noise, and even used the
word 'underpants' but Beast Boy will not wake up! I fear his brain is lost forever!
Raven: Beast boy had a brain?
Beast
Boy: (wakes up and laughs) Ha ha!! Good one!! (stops, glares) HEY! Wait a sec! I do TOO have a brain!!! I just don't use it
much....
Starfire (Trying to rouse Beast Boy from hypnosis with laughter): How many Okarans does it take to hoogie a morflark?
Beast Boy:
Starfire: Finbar!
Beast Boy: (Drool)
Starfire: Um"boogers?"
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha! Boogers!
(After Cyborg relizes his cars been stolen)
Starfire: I know how you feel Cyborg, when i was little my favorite Sneekflat
was eaten by a Glorborg, and trust me, one a Sneekflat gets eaten, you do not want it back.
Cyborg: "Boo-yeah! New course record! Ha, ha!
Raven: "Well, yeah, you're the first one to do the course."
Starfire: I will not let my friend live in a dark cave!
Terra: I have a flashlight...
Killer Moth:Take Kitten to prom
Starfire:This prom is some kind of duel? He accepts!
Robin:It's not a duel, Starfire.
It's a date.
Starfire:(gasp)He does not accept!
Starfire: (to Robin) Who is this Kitten, and why does she call you "poo"?
Beast Boy: "Time to do what I do best. Try not to be too jelous." *Turns into a whale and swims away*
Raven: "He
just put on 300,000 pounds. I am sooooo jelous...."
Beast Boy: "What can I say dude. You're the best."
Aqua Lad: "No, you're the best."
Beast Boy: "Yeah. I know."
Cartmans
mom: "Honey the special olympics are for special kids."
Cartman: "But mom...I thought you said that I was special."
CM:
"You are honey. But you can't join the special olympics."
Cartman: "I'll split the money with you."
Stan: "Dude, he's got Heather!"
Kyle: "You don't even know Heather!"
Older Timmy: "Vicky! I've never been so happy to see you in my-, actually, I've never been happy to see you."
"This is for the TV, the VCR, the DVD, the surrond sound, the combination microwave popcorn maker/neck massager, and I
don't know what this is, but I ain't paying for the electricity!"
-Vicky
Wanda:"Let me get this straight: You married your car?"
Cosmo: "Yep, and now my kids gets 17 miles to the gallon!"
Timmy: "You guys don't do ANYTHING halfway. Do you?"
Cosmo: "Nope. We're two halfs of a whole idiot!"
Vicky: "Well it's 9:04 on the east coast. BED!!!!!!!"
[next scene; the clock turns 6:05]
Cosmo: "Now it's 9:05
on the east coast!"
Kid: "Does your head come off?"
Fairy: "Uh, it's not supposed to......."
Cosmo: "Yay, that hurt!"
Timmy: "No, you're supposed to say OUCH when you're hurt!"
Cosmo: "Uh, Yay that ouch!"
"But... Invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore
my veins!"
-Zim
ZIM: "And be quiet! Do you want to wake up the whole planet?"
GIR: "I do."
ZIM: "Umm, is it supposed to be stupid?"
Tallest Purple: "It's not stupid, it's advanced!"
Dib: "I've been preparing for this day for a long time."
[One of ZIM's garden gnomes vaporises Dib's handcuffs]
Dib:
"Okay... I'm going go home and prepare some more."
Dib: "What about his horrible green head?!"
ZIM: "Fools! It's a skin condition."
Dib: "Well, what about how he...
has no ears! Is that part of your 'skin condition' ZIM? No ears?"
ZIM: "....Yes."
ZIM: "I put the fires out."
Tallest Red: "You made them worse!"
ZIM: "Worse... Or better?"
GIR: "I saw a squirrel... It was doin' like this!"
[GIR acts like a squirrel]
GIR: "Look! It's my favorite show! No, this is my favorite show! LOOK! IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW!"
Woman: "Can't you see that this woman is suffering from severe pokey trauma!?"
ZIM: "It's okay! Father lost his arm in the, uh, the-- the War."
Robodad: "They took my squeezing arm! WHY MY
SQUEEZING ARM!?"
GIR: "Oh, I left it at home."
ZIM: "You left what at home?"
GIR: "The guidy... Chippy... Thingy."
ZIM: "Why
would you do that?!"
GIR: "To make room for the cupcake!"
ZIM: "How did you run out of fuel so quickly?"
GIR: "Ehh, I emptied it."
ZIM: "WHY?"
[GIR speaks as if ZIM
should have known]
GIR: "To make room for the TUNA."
GIR: *reading a sign* "What... About... The... Bus?"
ZIM: "Excellent, GIR!"
ZIM: "I'm looking for a friend. Would you be--"
Dirge: "I was born with webbed fish toes... Like some kind of horrible
fish-boy. Wanna see?"
GIR: "Keef is planning a surprise party for you after school! He gonna bring all the kids because he loves you! THAT BOY
LOVES YOU SO MUCH!!!!"
[GIR pauses]
GIR: "I'm making the cake!"
Mysterious Mysteries Opening: "For years, the world has wondered, are there aliens among us? But we here at Mysterious
Mysteries of Stange Mysteries have always known the answer to this question. And that answer is a resounding 'maybe'."
GIR: "I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, 'kay?"
[Zootch is hit with a dodgeball]
Zootch: "Agh! M-My organs!"
[ZIM gets hit with a dodgeball]
ZIM: "Gah! My
squeedily spooch!"
Dib: "Gaz! You hear that? Thats no human organ! Humans don't have squeedily spooches!"
Gaz: "I've
got a squeedily spooch..."
[Dib snaps a pencil and puts the eraser end up his nose]
Dib: "Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain.
Can I go to the nurse's office?"
Ms. Bitters: "How far in your brain?"
Dib: "... Pretty far."
Dib: "What's the matter, ZIM? Don't they have rain on your planet?"
ZIM: "Of course! We, oh such rain we had! Eh...
It was delicious!"
Dib: "Who takes THREE HOURS to go to the bathroom BEFORE lunch, ZIM?!"
ZIM: "NONSENSE!! I HAD MUCH TO DOOO!!! SOOO MUCH!!!!"
ZIM: "And now Dib, I leave you to your..."
GIR: (offscreen) "Moosey fate! Say Moosey fate!!"
ZIM: "...your moosey
fate."
GIR: *giggling*
ZIM: "Ms. Bitters? I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom once again."
Chunk: "I'm gonna miss that dog."
ZIM: "But stop sniveling little worm-monkey! Ultra-Peepi will live on. Out there. In the stars." (Peepi hits the ground
and explodes in the background)
ZIM: "Tacos are NOT worth ruining the mission!"
GIR: "Maybe you're right... Maybe I'll get a giant burrito too!"
GIR: "I need tacos, I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes..."
GIR: "I love the little tacos.. I love them GOOD!"
Maho: "Takashi...I think I'm in love with you. Is that alright?"
Takashi: "WHAAA?? NO!!"
Aqualad: "I usually work alone"
Beast Boy: "Me too"
Aqualad: "No you don't! You're part of a team!"
Beast Boy:
"And, you hang out with Tram the fish boy! What's your point?"
Raven: "This party is pointless..."
Guy: "Everything is pointless....wanna go talk about it?!"
Guy: "Hey hot alien girl! You digging the scene?"
Starfire: "I did not know we were supposed to bring shovels."
"Cool..uh..I...mean.....oops.."
-Raven
Starfire: "Everything looks so joyous and wonderful again!"
Raven: "Yeah...any chance we can change it back..."
"I betcha Cyborg could do the Robot!"
-Beat Boy
Robin: "Cotton candy?"
Starfire: "The last time I ate a ball of cotton it was white and did not.."
Robin: "This is
different."
Starfire: "MMMMMMM" *gasp* "It vanished!!!"
Robin: *laugh* "It'll do that."
"A giant chicken...I must be the luckiest girl in the world...."
-Raven
"But won't it just explode just like this 'kablam!'."
-GIR
Lady: "In french 'yes' is 'weewee'."
Peter: "Aww man! You've gotta be kidding me! What's no? doodoo?..be right back,
I've gotta go take a wicked yes."
Beast Boy: "See, she thinks i'm funny."
Raven: "Statistically, I suppose someone has to..."
Tad: "You're going down little man!"
Stan: "Yeah....Probly..."
Raven: "I respect that you don't eat meat, please respect that I don't eat fake meat."
Jimbo: "Jesus, I know I haven't asked for much, but please, just let us get a touchdown!"
Jesus: * few seats in front
of Jimbo.*turns around* "Leave me alone!"
"Hi Jesus! I just wanted to thank you for that advice you gave me about my wife! It really helped!" *pause* "Oh yeah. And
that dying for our sins thing was really cool, too!"
-Guy on the phone with Jesus
Zim: "So uh I'm an alien."
Dib: "Ha!I caught your confession on tape!"
Zim: "Is that hug on there too?"
Dib:
*throws video camera down and begins stomping it*
Zim: "Gir!!"
Gir: *the turkey on the table next to Zim explodes and Gir jumps out* "It's me!! I was the turkey all along!!"
Zim:
"I was wondering what that turkey was doing there....Gir! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to-"
Gir:
*cuts Zim off* "I was the turkey! MEEEEEE!!!"
Zim: "yes....so you were.."
"I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give my name to villains such as you!"
-Misao
"No matter how bad it gets, it could still get worse."
-Mandy
*singing*"The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time!
The one with the collar, turtleneck!
That's the kind!
When you wear that......special.....sweater."
-Spongebob
"Your lips are so soft, your skin is so smooth, I can't believe you're not butter."
-Some guy from Evil Con Carne
"Christmas! It's on!"
-Santa
Dib: "Zim! We meet at last!"
Zim: "I just saw you 3 hours ago...."
Mr. Twiggy: "So, you fly through the stars?!!"
Mooshi: "Flying through the stars would be STUPID! But yeah, we go around."
