If toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet, what happens
when
u put a slice of bread ( butter side up ) on a cats back?
Do you ever wonder if really dumb people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
What was the best thing before sliced bread ?
Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all About???
How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will
eventually become the past?
If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
Whos cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "LISP"?
Who really did " let the dogs out "?
If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant...what do you do?
Does water float?
If A tree falls when no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Do blind people have dreams? If they do, do they know what they are seeing?
If your eyes are round, how can you see out of the corners of them???
If god is so powerful that he can do anything, can he make a rock so big that even
he can't lift it????
Why is more than one goose called geese but more than one moose is not meese?
Who took the bite out of the apple computer logo?
What is a male ladybug called?
If pants are called a "pair of pants", why aren't bras?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
You have AA, AAA, C, D, 9Volt, Litheum and all those types of batteries. What happened
to the 'B' battery?
what happens when you get scared half to death twice?
If quitters never win and winners never quit. what smart guy came up with the saying
"Quit while you are ahead"?
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Why do teachers need answer books?
If you're in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens if you put on the
headlights?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when
you transport it by ship, it's called a cargo?
If 'practice makes perfect' and 'nobodies perfect', why bother practicing?
What is the speed of dark?
What's another word for synonym?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do the buttons on a drive-thru ATM machine have Braille on them?
When someone says to you, "If I don't see you by then, have a nice
Christmas".
Does that also mean if they DO see you by then, you
should have a lousy Christmas?
Why are they called houseflys if they are not pets?
